18 6 / 2014

“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more. Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.”

(Source: lipgallagers, via gettingsweptaway)

31 5 / 2014

weyheytay:

thanksforsayingthat:

Filipino Swifties - All Too Well

HOLY SHIT THE “YOU CALL ME UP…..” PART! DAMN!

THIS JUST MAKES ME SMILE SO BIG

That’s awesome

(via gettingsweptaway)

05 5 / 2014

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

(via the-average-gatsby)

25 2 / 2014

kingtimberlake:

Justin Timberlake: Vinyls Albums Singles

(Source: KingTimberlake)

02 1 / 2014

beyoncepatronus:

i don’t know how i’m gonna get famous but i know what jokes i’ll make on talk shows

(via gettingsweptaway)

31 12 / 2013

gingerhaze:

before you call anyone a bitch, ask yourself this question: are you Aaron Paul? If the answer is no, it’s not okay for you to call anyone a bitch.

(via the-average-gatsby)

09 12 / 2013

(Source: lilacnialled)

02 12 / 2013

22 11 / 2013

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

wait. i think this compilation of twilight sentences tells a better love story than twilight.

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

wait. i think this compilation of twilight sentences tells a better love story than twilight.

(via thegrimmgrimm)

17 11 / 2013

ayeshabea:

One day…

ayeshabea:

One day…

(via santoriniblog)